Manuscripts Burn


MANUSCRIPTS BURN

"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov

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Monday, August 8, 2011

Top Ten Works of Great Literature That Sound Like They Might Also Be Slang For Pooping

10.  Go Tell It On The Mountain
9.  In Search of Lost Time
8.  Pilgrim's Progress
7.  Journey to the End of the Night
6.  A Long Day's Journey into Night
5.  The Sound and the Fury
4.  The Devil to Pay in the Backlands
3.  A Dance to the Music of Time
2.  The Call of the Wild
1.  Death Comes For the Archbishop

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